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Doctor Anna spent her teenage years drinking moonshine and listening to metal in the north-Swedish countryside. By the age of 17, she understood that the world had more to offer and went traveling before settling down in England where she received a BA and an MA from Cambridge University, U.K., in genetics and signal-transduction.

Her interests in the biological world guided her to Germany and Max-Planck-Institute for Plant Breeding Research in Cologne. Here, she had to come to terms with acute and chronic pain when she was diagnosed with stage III endometriosis and was involved in an almost deadly tram accident. Luckily, she has a thick skull.

Her thick skull led to a Ph. D, and a guest researcher position at the Leibniz-Institute (IGB), as well as a position as a scientific collaborator at University Hospital Charité. She currently resides in Berlin, Germany, and is Head of Content at ZAGENO GmbH. However, her dream and passion are scientific outreach and communication, which she is conducting over the “Doctor Anna” blog and Doctor Anna’s Imaginarium social media platform.

Her partner, Joa Helgesson, is an opera singer and her muse. They have several projects together marrying the arts with the sciences; to show the wonders of these meat-bags we call our bodies; the ugliness and the beauty.

Science jokes that will make you cringe and giggle

Which is your favorite?

Thank you, everyone, who took part in submitting these outstanding jokes to Doctor Anna’s Imaginarium!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says “You can’t be in here”.
The Higgs Boson says “But without me, how will you have mass?”

 

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Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide and seek.
Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them.
Pascal is nowhere to be seen.
Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He’s sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to a side.
Einstein says “Newton, you’re terrible, I’ve found you!”
Newton says “No, you’ve found Pascal!”

 

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So, a group of logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says “so, y’all want a beer” and the first says “I don’t know”, and the second says “I don’t know”, and the third one says “Yes!”

 

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

 

I was going to tell one about sodium but Na, all the good ones Argon.

 

If at first, you fail, do it three or four more times so your failure is statistically significant.

 

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Doctor Anna’s favorite:

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out duck hunting when a duck suddenly appears.
The biologist takes the shot but misses one meter to the right.
The chemist also takes a shot but misses one meter to the left.
The statistician is overjoyed: “We got him!!”


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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal one?
-The taste.

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It was just OK.

A mystic is someone who wants to understand the universe but is too lazy to study physics.

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.

A proton walks into a Bar and says to the tender
– I lost my electron
– Are you sure?
– Yes, I’m positive

So, a group of scientists go into a bar, the first one orders a pint, the second one orders 1/2 a pint, and the third one orders 1/4 of a pint. The bartender stops them and hands over two pints, saying “you nerds just don’t know your limits”

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are at a conference together. In the middle of the night in each of their hotel rooms (by some weird coincidence) a fire breaks out. The physicist is the first to wake up, they put it out with their blanket and goes back to bed. The engineer then wakes up and puts it out with an ice bucket filled with water. The mathematician sits up in bed, sees the fire and says “a solution exists” and goes back to sleep

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
As mushroom as possible.

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He’s 0K now.

The tachyon particle orders a beer.
A tachyon particle goes to a bar.

Two photons walk into a black hole…

What’s the best element to go fishing for? 2 Na.

Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date. OMg!

 

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Sci Hard!
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More reading from Doctor Anna

If you are interested in reading about debunking and skepticism, have a look at my other articles:

Bullshit or truth: does vitamin C help against a cold?

The dangers of MTHFR – could you be at risk?

 

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